A Caveman Laments

me think about her when sun rise

me think about her when sun set

me tell her me in love with her

she tell me love not invent yet

me make cave all warm and cosy

me lie soft bearskin on cave floor

me play song of love on bone flute

she choose cave of Tim next door

me miss now when me throw spear

rest of hunt not want me along

me draw her picture on cave wall

she say me got perspective wrong

me cook her meal to show me love

roast diplodocus with fried beans

she say me anachronistic

me not know what this means

me think about her when sun rise

me think about her when sun set

me tell her me in love with her

she tell me love not invent yet

Homo Unrequitus

Brian Bilston

Brian – described as the ‘Poet Laureate of Twitter’- gave his permission for this poem to be printed when he appeared on Thursday 10 February at Kibworth Community Library, as part of the Leicester Comedy Festival.

The poem is in his latest book, ‘Alexa, what is there to know about love?

Of course, as we all know, February is the month of love so wholly appropriate.

Thanks go to Brian for the readings at our library and for the poem.